Thursday, November 26, 2009

from the vaults, for the hollidays...

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING

(Spank). Whether you spank for pleasure or
punishment, or both as situations warrant, I
wish you all a Happy Spanksgiving season.

Spank hard...spank safe!

Too many carbohydrates in Italy . . . Jamaica it is!
I'm thankful for big spoons and floors!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ROCKSTAR!

Spank hard...spank safe!

What better place to spend an Autumn weekend
but in a lingeree drawer. Happy Spanksgiving.
You are repressed but you're remarkably dressed is it real?

Spank hard...spank safe!

Typical. I do all the work and the “King” gets
the credit. Happy Spanksgiving! Two In the
Moonlight, Ack! Antelope! I could use a breath mint.

Spank hard...spank safe!

Personality and I are finally getting along.
Happy belated Spanksgiving to all by the way!
I had a nice time in michigan...sunny ...

Spank hard...spank safe!

Wrestling last night with the thought of upcoming
Spanksgiving and the dramas throughout the years
that have got to be my shiner-heaven! hoo-Ray!

Spank hard...spank safe!

Strokers! Get ready for the fuckfeast –– Snap up
a batch of man gravy and pour it all over our
Starlets' frisky biscuits! Have I found the other side???

Spank hard...spank safe!

Now Ride! By now a lot of people are showing
up for their holiday weekend in the desert. A large
contingent at the retail store for "Leather Happy Hour."

Spank hard...spank safe!

The only Turkeys I'll be seeing this Spanksgiving are my dear
friends Brook, Katie and Baby Richy. I was very happy
to help them mark this moment in their family's growth.

Spank hard...spank safe!

We got lots more smut in store for you all month long!
(And on a school night, nonetheless!) I had to kill
them to make them happy or some shit.

Spank hard...spank safe!

A ball, peeking out from behind rows and rows
of empty happy meal boxes ... know what the hell
they are doing :) Oh and everyone have a SpanksGiving!!!!!

Spank hard...spank safe!

As the sun warmed the sleepy canyon, our happy-dappy
little camp began to stir . Something that'll make a cat
happy? A wonderful day of spanking and sucking!

Spank hard...spank safe!

Lists make me happy. ... my vietnam [Nov 21,
12.06am] spanksgiving this week = less time at work
and more time being a weirdo = yay!

Spank hard...spank safe!

A very fine woman I used to know down a few
times guy-style in our new deluxe supersize happy
tub and Sternum in the bathroom the other day.

Spank hard...spank safe!

I'm still catching my breath as I take my seat,
happy that sixty seconds of effort just was another
raging success. So tomorrow's the yankee spanksgiving.

Spank hard...spank safe!

And have a Happy Spanksgiving y’all!!!!

Monday, November 16, 2009

3 tercets of numerical flarf

1 2 1 1 91
92 2 7 4
1 523 1

1 0 1 1 34 0
3 414 0 2 1
7 8 0 3 18 4 1

1 1 1 1 1 9 5 1
4 17 1 1 1 1 1
1 1 1 1 1 1 5 5 3

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Infinity Revisited

As I said to my Spontaneously Obese Rat Friend, I said


The aim of this poem is to assess weather produced from rat feed, grain,

and four doses. The study used 480 male and female rats

and their little rat cell phones (under Simulated Microgravity)

which did not have cancer. One will study acupuncture.

The other will look at the old rats. Words from the Simon

and Garfunkle song incorporated into rat their rat anterior pituitary

Like a rat in a maze, the path before me &

One rat out of 23 failed to develop &

Hooked heads of little rodent swimmers &

For the student of behavioral study; or; a pet rat keeper

this book is tops!~

Cell Phones Don't Cause Cancer, Rat Finds God, OBVIOUSLY

THAT RAT

should not perform mechanistic multigenerational neuroscientists

anymore. In one of these studies, Yamagata et al.

The mean live weight. Cultured at 5%.

RAT TUMOR CELLS! RAT TUMOR CELLS! which clearly means:

Ben comma (acapella) uncomma

*Hints* that one drink a day during pregnancy may be dangerous.

the apoptosis OF EITHER

tail or ears

. in rats . the IC rat 4-day oral toxicity

and approximate lethal doses

at checkout.

Voltage-sensing Domain and Peptide Gating

exhibited its first typical "neurotic pattern" outside

one of the funnier case studies i have i mean

they're fucking rats for crying out loud. give a rat a chance

they're fucking rats

These include the finding of nasal proliferative lesions in a rat

of KFC

IN. RAT. TISSUES .... one epi. the other the

the finding of nasal

branches

from the PUBLIC LIBRARY OF SCIENCE. period.

Study of a Breast. period. the

Cancer Rat Model with Compound the

Reports of well-performed scientific studies from all

times indicated

Can Supplements Improve Aging?

(The rats were randomly assigned to consume one of four

experimental diets)

Release from Rat Mast!

and the Mouse ...

Lipid in Zucker

and the Mouse ...

Lipid in Zucker

Tables 1-6 show the results obtained

vivo accumulation in a rat prostate

air at

corticoste. ... behavior

phosphatidylethanolamine binding

one rat died and another was euthanized

One limitation of the study, the researchers said,

one rat died and another was euthanized, the researchers said,

Four succumbed to pressure, and only one survived.


etc.



Wednesday, June 17, 2009