Thursday, November 26, 2009

from the vaults, for the hollidays...

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING

(Spank). Whether you spank for pleasure or
punishment, or both as situations warrant, I
wish you all a Happy Spanksgiving season.

Spank hard...spank safe!

Too many carbohydrates in Italy . . . Jamaica it is!
I'm thankful for big spoons and floors!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ROCKSTAR!

Spank hard...spank safe!

What better place to spend an Autumn weekend
but in a lingeree drawer. Happy Spanksgiving.
You are repressed but you're remarkably dressed is it real?

Spank hard...spank safe!

Typical. I do all the work and the “King” gets
the credit. Happy Spanksgiving! Two In the
Moonlight, Ack! Antelope! I could use a breath mint.

Spank hard...spank safe!

Personality and I are finally getting along.
Happy belated Spanksgiving to all by the way!
I had a nice time in michigan...sunny ...

Spank hard...spank safe!

Wrestling last night with the thought of upcoming
Spanksgiving and the dramas throughout the years
that have got to be my shiner-heaven! hoo-Ray!

Spank hard...spank safe!

Strokers! Get ready for the fuckfeast –– Snap up
a batch of man gravy and pour it all over our
Starlets' frisky biscuits! Have I found the other side???

Spank hard...spank safe!

Now Ride! By now a lot of people are showing
up for their holiday weekend in the desert. A large
contingent at the retail store for "Leather Happy Hour."

Spank hard...spank safe!

The only Turkeys I'll be seeing this Spanksgiving are my dear
friends Brook, Katie and Baby Richy. I was very happy
to help them mark this moment in their family's growth.

Spank hard...spank safe!

We got lots more smut in store for you all month long!
(And on a school night, nonetheless!) I had to kill
them to make them happy or some shit.

Spank hard...spank safe!

A ball, peeking out from behind rows and rows
of empty happy meal boxes ... know what the hell
they are doing :) Oh and everyone have a SpanksGiving!!!!!

Spank hard...spank safe!

As the sun warmed the sleepy canyon, our happy-dappy
little camp began to stir . Something that'll make a cat
happy? A wonderful day of spanking and sucking!

Spank hard...spank safe!

Lists make me happy. ... my vietnam [Nov 21,
12.06am] spanksgiving this week = less time at work
and more time being a weirdo = yay!

Spank hard...spank safe!

A very fine woman I used to know down a few
times guy-style in our new deluxe supersize happy
tub and Sternum in the bathroom the other day.

Spank hard...spank safe!

I'm still catching my breath as I take my seat,
happy that sixty seconds of effort just was another
raging success. So tomorrow's the yankee spanksgiving.

Spank hard...spank safe!

And have a Happy Spanksgiving y’all!!!!

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:35 AM

    more ,more , we want more!! good stuff.

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  2. Sounds like a censored Michael Marchetti poem.

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  3. Anonymous3:17 AM

    aAKEfM Your blog is great. Articles is interesting!

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  4. Anonymous11:10 AM

    gTg3FQ Wonderful blog.

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  5. Anonymous12:22 PM

    actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

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  6. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Nice Article.

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  7. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Please write anything else!

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  8. Anonymous11:26 PM

    Wonderful blog.

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  9. Anonymous2:41 AM

    Hello all!

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  10. Anonymous6:31 AM

    Please write anything else!

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  11. Anonymous8:55 AM

    "Spank hard...spank safe!" - it`s your lovely words? :)

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  12. Anonymous11:44 AM

    iwa5Fx Good job!

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  13. Anonymous12:13 PM

    Wonderful blog.

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  14. Haha, nice one! :D

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  15. Anonymous6:03 AM

    You should probably provide a reference for the line that you stole from Morrissey's "Hairdresser On Fire"

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  16. I see what you've done here. You've changed it to Spanksgiving. But is it giving or receiving? Or both? Ah, Conceptualism.

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