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Undergraduates enrolled in a contemporary poetry course, the
very people who should be reading my poetry and the poetry of my Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-30433882168224113192010-04-19T10:40:00.000-07:002010-04-19T10:46:22.166-07:00WHY FLARF IS BETTER THAN CONCEPTUALISM<!--StartFragment--> <!--StartFragment--> Conceptualism asks what is Conceptualism? Flarf turns poetry up to 11. Conceptualism is never about anything other than Conceptualism itself. Flarf is poetry. It is about everything that is not poetry. Flarf is the court's most feared group of space pirates. As such, it is still a member of Moby Grape. Conceptualism courts jest, Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-82921502545877493442010-02-12T21:47:00.000-08:002010-02-12T21:49:00.972-08:00I Am Mormon-HotI am hot.Mormon-hot.Oh my effing God, I am sick-hot.Ick-hot.Ich bin ein Mormon hot.Mormon-Fight-In-A-Clown-Car hot.And that includes soup.World’s-oldest-freestanding-pagoda-visited-by-Mormons hot.Married Mormon Graduate Students On Welfare hot.Tragicomic-mormon-homosexual-at-war-in-california-face-down-in-the-stun-bath-weeping-hot-tears-behind-3D-glasses hot.Feminist Mormon Housewives + Bath TimeFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1164258706292434962009-11-26T01:00:00.000-08:002009-11-25T22:34:10.206-08:00from the vaults, for the hollidays...HAPPY SPANKSGIVING(Spank). Whether you spank for pleasure orpunishment, or both as situations warrant, Iwish you all a Happy Spanksgiving season.Spank hard...spank safe!Too many carbohydrates in Italy . . . Jamaica it is!I'm thankful for big spoons and floors!HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ROCKSTAR!Spank hard...spank safe!What better place to spend an Autumn weekendbut in a lingeree drawer. Happy Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-37709584142291843172009-11-16T21:13:00.000-08:002009-11-16T21:14:27.656-08:003 tercets of numerical flarf1 2 1 1 9192 2 7 41 523 11 0 1 1 34 03 414 0 2 17 8 0 3 18 4 11 1 1 1 1 9 5 14 17 1 1 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 1 5 5 3Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-41894595715895517912009-11-15T20:00:00.000-08:002009-11-15T20:13:34.408-08:00Infinity RevisitedAs I said to my Spontaneously Obese Rat Friend, I saidThe aim of this poem is to assess weather produced from rat feed, grain,and four doses. The study used 480 male and female ratsand their little rat cell phones (under Simulated Microgravity)which did not have cancer. One will study acupuncture.The other will look at the old rats. Words from the Simonand Garfunkle song incorporated into rat Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-10034577078342297602009-06-17T07:49:00.000-07:002009-06-17T07:51:41.108-07:00Even Slower PoetryFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-6075774221313562352008-12-16T16:35:00.000-08:002008-12-16T16:37:04.116-08:00YOU TURN ME ON (I'M AN XBOX 360)YOU TURN ME ON (I’M AN XBOX 360)If you're on anxietypaniclogyou're reading stolen contentHey, Huffy i hope you DOMINATEShey baby you must be a light switchwho's bound to have access to TNTto hit treys when he’s openLiveEye on StormSurgeSeeing things through your headOh honey, destroy all humans!On today’s yuppie Path of the FuronThe things I could do to youWith a Pulitzer Prize and some Polish Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-38247889422305901372008-11-28T06:07:00.000-08:002008-11-28T06:19:00.556-08:00Hot Flarf Search Trends, November 2008Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-14219415148567460542008-11-28T05:17:00.000-08:002008-11-28T05:18:37.668-08:00HONK! HONK!Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-12210825130477495442008-11-27T20:49:00.000-08:002008-11-27T20:54:32.708-08:00from the vaults...HAPPY SPANKSGIVING(Spank). Whether you spank for pleasure orpunishment, or both as situations warrant, Iwish you all a Happy Spanksgiving season.Spank hard...spank safe!Too many carbohydrates in Italy . . . Jamaica it is!I'm thankful for big spoons and floors!HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ROCKSTAR!Spank hard...spank safe!What better place to spend an Autumn weekendbut in a lingeree Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-73382230770878329992008-08-28T06:45:00.000-07:002008-08-28T08:23:52.407-07:00FLARF BEAT!"Best thought, worst thought"Vol 1 No 1Featuring"A unicorn boner for humanity" by Sharon MesmerYour Problems with FLARF"Mohammad Vs Mesmer"A review of "Dalek Boner and Steepleflower"Michael Magee's Latest Apologies"I Google Myself"this is it... don't miss your chance to PARTY WITH THE FLARF POETS!Get in on the "ground floor" and write for a free subscription:flarfbeatATgmailDOTcomFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-83401160202904210292007-12-16T11:55:00.001-08:002007-12-16T11:55:34.488-08:00DONATION FOR THE LORDDONATION FOR THE LORDFrom: Millicent Person PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE GREY BROOKLYN DAWN.I am Mr. Potatohead who worked at home with what the Bible is really against: The fact that most people waste my time as unavailable avatars of sheer light and make the only reward for working on anything the sole Wiccian action of bookshelves. When my late spouse was alive he/she Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-43338482773491736912007-11-04T09:04:00.001-08:002007-11-04T09:04:53.272-08:00POETRY BLOGGERSPOETRY BLOGGERSLike kittens and puppies, poetry bloggers must be taught not to nip. A poetry blogger shouldn't be vicious or bite, but poetry blogger play does include mock combat, and young ones won't know how hard they can put their teeth on you without hurting you. A playing blogger may run at you with his mouth open or even put his teeth on your hand, but if he presses down hard enough to Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1176412789071443892007-04-12T14:19:00.000-07:002007-04-12T14:20:17.806-07:00Greatest Living PersonGreatest Living PersonYou and your five humors ride that pony ride that pony. If you want to hate me, hate other people instead. My mom is the best. Wanna know why? The blastosphere is aging. People giving other people advice about form --Me especially.How much whitening does a bile straightener have to think about itselfto be called super-ironic and the audience given one dead muff after Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1166226560349366832006-12-15T15:48:00.000-08:002006-12-15T15:49:20.363-08:00RODNEY KOENEKE -- "ON THE CLAMWAYS" -- 11/6/06Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com57tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1165976214612509792006-12-12T18:16:00.000-08:002006-12-12T18:16:54.626-08:00WHAT IS AN INTERNET AUTHOR ?An aardvark and an albino rat are walking in joy, trusting God. During their tenure together, aka during their search for weapons of mass destruction, they encounter an anonymous author. “What is an internet author?” the anonymous author says to the traveling companions. “I have diarrhea,” says the albino rat. “I have diarrhea so bad I can hardly stay on my tractor. I’ve talked with my other Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1165682148783209922006-12-09T08:35:00.000-08:002006-12-09T08:35:48.803-08:00FLARF GOES TO COLLEGE, PART 6 -- ROD SMITHFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1164949597572139582006-11-30T21:06:00.000-08:002006-11-30T21:06:37.590-08:00FLARF GOES TO COLLEGE, PART 5 -- KATIE DEGENTESHFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1164838314537283542006-11-29T14:11:00.000-08:002006-11-29T14:11:54.553-08:00FLARF GOES TO COLLEGE, PART 4 -- GARY SULLIVANFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1164746204826182432006-11-28T12:36:00.000-08:002006-11-28T12:36:44.840-08:00FLARF GOES TO COLLEGE, PART 3 -- DREW GARDNERFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1164691271519809792006-11-27T21:20:00.000-08:002006-11-27T21:21:11.533-08:00FLARF GOES TO COLLEGE, PART 2 -- NADA GORDONFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1164681432147596942006-11-27T18:36:00.000-08:002006-12-09T08:36:41.956-08:00FLARF GOES TO COLLEGE, PART 1 -- MICHAEL MAGEEFlarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1163453284880332022006-11-13T13:27:00.000-08:002006-12-15T08:06:38.756-08:00Hot Tuna Fantasy Guitar CampMONDAYlighting to red-gold the tips of the willowThe moon isn't waxing it's dustingan explosively loud vacuum toiletJorma's conjuring jewels out of blackberriesPsychiatrist Viktor Frankl who survivedthe Nazi death camps says Lemme tell yaI snorted this entire song at churchTUESDAYRevelee: cbs kraut bobble and visigoth delphic mushAn elf: Take that you damn nerds (Darth Vader begins to Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5005365.post-1160972726336227572006-10-15T21:24:00.000-07:002006-10-15T21:25:26.353-07:00Safeguarding Our SatelliteSafeguarding Our Satelliteno one wants the Sun to do its besttrying to take care of everyonethe house is individual beautyand the grave is as it isfigured we'd take our chances expect the worst,the quantifiable shirt -- lay downwith a fleet of spacecraftnaked and trying to rememberif we are our driver's licensesgetting confiscatedpeople think that we wear monoclesand take bubble baths and read Flarf Collectivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365476494810170188noreply@blogger.com20